Heart-warming Joke #1

Person 1: Your washing machine is making a lot of smoke. Is it broken?
Person 2: No. It's electing a new pope.
Person 1: Geez, I'm just trying to start a conversation. You don't need to be such an-
(The smoke from the machine suddenly turns white.)
Washing Machine: 'HABEMUS PAPAM!'
Person 1: (O.o)

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WHY MAGIC WON'T WORK IN ICELAND.
Magician: What's your full name?
Icelander: Jon Hermannsson.
Magician: Mmmphh... Your father's first name is Hermann.
Icelander: Well, duh!!!

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